what do i do with my life now
How the biggest coaches approach the transfer marketLouis Van Gaal:
*buys entire new squad, minus defenders*
I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*
My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"
Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.
Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.
Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.
Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
I mean he's not even French...
Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god
Agger’s farewell letter to the Liverpool fans
Fernando Torres - 31/08/14
"I love you
like a building rising from the ground.
Like tree trunks taking root
just to reach something higher .
I’d wait for you to meet me
where I’m standing,
but you’re too busy
crashing to your knees
for someone else."
—Y.Z, you’re my favorite broken promise (via rustyvoices
"It’s amazing .. we never even dated but yet you still broke my heart"
[dribbles 3 tottenham players humilliating tottenham]
you know what never mind, here you can have it lloris