*welcome to my life*


it’s september


what do i do with my life now

How the biggest coaches approach the transfer market

Louis Van Gaal: *buys entire new squad, minus defenders*
Diego Simeone: I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*
Carlo Ancelotti: My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"
Jose Mourinho: Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.
Brendan Rogers: Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.
Pep Guardiola: Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.
Klopp: Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
Arsene Wenger: hmmm...
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: I mean he's not even French...
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: *sighs*
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god
#can't stop laughing 

Agger’s farewell letter to the Liverpool fans

#more than a game 

Fernando Torres - 31/08/14
#more than a game 

"I love you
like a building rising from the ground.
Like tree trunks taking root
just to reach something higher .
I’d wait for you to meet me
where I’m standing,
but you’re too busy
crashing to your knees
for someone else."

—Y.Z, you’re my favorite broken promise (via rustyvoices)

"It’s amazing .. we never even dated but yet you still broke my heart"

—(via italyfnf)





Enjoy your hols, Stevie! ;)

#can't stop laughing  #more than a game 

sterling: [dribbles 3 tottenham players humilliating tottenham]
sterling: you know what never mind, here you can have it lloris
#more than a game  #lol