*welcome to my life*

kingsleyyy:

it’s september

okay

what do i do with my life now








How the biggest coaches approach the transfer market

Louis Van Gaal: *buys entire new squad, minus defenders*
Diego Simeone: I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*
Carlo Ancelotti: My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"
Jose Mourinho: Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.
Brendan Rogers: Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.
Pep Guardiola: Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.
Klopp: Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
Arsene Wenger: hmmm...
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: I mean he's not even French...
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: *sighs*
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god
#can't stop laughing 







Agger’s farewell letter to the Liverpool fans

#more than a game 







Fernando Torres - 31/08/14
#more than a game 







"I love you
like a building rising from the ground.
Like tree trunks taking root
just to reach something higher .
I’d wait for you to meet me
where I’m standing,
but you’re too busy
crashing to your knees
for someone else."

—Y.Z, you’re my favorite broken promise (via rustyvoices)
#quotes 







"It’s amazing .. we never even dated but yet you still broke my heart"

—(via italyfnf)
#quotes 







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withhopeinourheart:

armour—love:

Enjoy your hols, Stevie! ;)

#can't stop laughing  #more than a game 







sterling: [dribbles 3 tottenham players humilliating tottenham]
sterling: you know what never mind, here you can have it lloris
#more than a game  #lol 







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